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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

Posted 1 minute ago

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2,976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11, and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35,000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.

Posted 2 minutes ago

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl)

Posted 2 minutes ago

alexalltimeloww:

Happy 26th birthday Zack Merrick!

Posted 3 minutes ago

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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muggle-girl:

"Er-my-nee"

muggle-girl:

"Er-my-nee"

(Source: accioromione)

Posted 36 minutes ago

straaya:

Im such a great friend

Posted 36 minutes ago

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

(Source: cyberunfamous)

Posted 39 minutes ago

egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about

(Source: goddessofpuns)